Tips & Secrets

The world's best theme and water parks

Tokyo DisneySea, Japan

I am always being asked what's the world's best theme park, and sometimes shock people by telling them that they'll find it in Japan, not America: Tokyo DisneySea is by far the most beautiful, atmospheric and sophisticated theme park to date, in fact it is better than anything you'll find at Walt Disney World. Here is my full review!

If you want to stay close to the park, book a hotel in 'Urayasu', not Tokyo. From Tokyo it's a bit of a ride which is either crowded (metro) or really expensive (taxi). My favorite is Hilton Tokyo Bay, it's walking distance. The Disney on-site hotels are of course more playful and magical!

It can get VERY crowded here! Avoid holidays, particularly the six week summer school break. Best time to visit is in fall or winter. It can get as cold as 2°C (36°F), but the park is so good you will forget about it. Go really early in the morning to avoid queues of 4 hours or more.

Running with the crowds to the FastPass machines may make you feel silly, but in jammed Japan it's really worth the investment. Luckily, the crowds at the adjacent Tokyo Disneyland park regularly exceed those at DisneySea.

TOP 10 theme parks worldwide (the ones worth traveling thousands of miles for):

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Orlando, Florida
  1. Tokyo Disney Resort (Tokyo Bay, Japan)
    Hosts the world's best theme park DisneySea on its premises. Highlights: Journey to the Center of the Earth (Tokyo DisneySea) and Pooh's Hunny Hunt (Tokyo Disneyland)! Hotels nearby
  2. Universal Orlando Resort (Orlando, Florida USA)
    Home to the wildly popular Wizarding World of Harry Potter, but also includes Spielberg-powered top attractions such as Jurassic Park, Transformers (2013), E.T. and Spiderman! Hotels nearby
  3. Walt Disney World (Orlando, Florida USA)
    The world's biggest theme park territory featuring four incredible theme parks and two beautifully-themed water parks! Hotels nearby
  4. Atlantis Paradise Island (Nassau, Bahamas)
    Ingeniously-designed water wonderland with gigantic aquariums, ancient water slide towers and open beaches! Hotels nearby
  5. Universal Studios Japan (Osaka Bay, Japan)
    It's only one park, but combines the best attractions Universal has to offer. The ingenious Jaws ride is still alive here! Hotels nearby
  6. Disneyland Paris (Marne La Vallee, France)
    Disney's romantic European venture gets better and better each year, with new top-notch attractions added regularly! Hotels nearby
  7. Disneyland Resort (Anaheim, USA)
    The ultimate theme park classic. A bit aged but charming, and has recently been revived through the addition of Cars Land! Hotels nearby
  8. Europa-Park (Rust, Germany)
    Family-run theme park gem that's so good it can compete with Disney and Universal! Hotels nearby
  9. Yas Waterworld (Abu Dhabi, UAE)
    Combines the best of theme and water park. Thrilling and atmospheric at the same time. Together with Formula Rossa roller coaster at Ferrari World next door, unbeatable! Hotels nearby
  10. Valley of Waves (Sun City, South Africa)
    Too few water slides here, but the atmosphere in this lost palace-themed jungle water park is incredible! Hotels nearby

TOP11 would be Hong Kong Disneyland (Hotels nearby), a petite but picturesque Disney park that gets better year by year due to new innovative (and more thrilling) rides being added! Generally, all Disney-, Universal- and Kerzner theme parks are top-notch. Disneyland parks are located in Anaheim, Orlando, Tokyo, Paris and Hong Kong; Universal Studios parks can be found in Hollywood, Orlando, Osaka and Singapore; Kerzner properties are the casino/water park complexes Atlantis Bahamas, Atlantis Dubai, and Sun City in South Africa.

World-class theme parks beyond these brands are Alton Towers, Efteling, Europa-Park, Everland, Siam Park Tenerife and Wild Wadi. For coaster enthusiasts: Cedar Point, Ferrari World and Six Flags. Warner Brothers parks unfortunately play in a lower league, at least for now. Paramount has announced countless movie theme parks all over the world, but as of 2012 none have been built.

How to avoid crowds and queues

Crowds at Caribbean Bay, South Korea

First of all, the obvious: try everything to avoid visiting during peak season (summer holidays, Christmas, Chinese New Year, Eid, exhibitions, sport events etc.). Check the LateRooms links below to see if hotel prices shoot up during the next 14 days, which is a good indicator for the worst.

If you can't avoid it, here is what you do: never enter a fully-packed theme park just before noon and queue for the first ride you see. You may end up doing nothing else that day. Instead, go early in the morning, and proceed right to the back of the park. If you see a lake in front of you upon entering, go left, not right. I witnessed the tendency of people to proceed counterclockwise, for whatever reason. Around noon/early afternoon, have lunch and ride the attractions close to the entrance.

Make use of Disney's FastPass and Universal's Express systems, but only on busy days. Ask the cashier for his/her honest opinion if it's worth the investment on the day of your visit. Look deep into his/her eyes. Pause a bit. They are trained to sell it to you. But they will crack if you hypnotize them. As a general rule, real queue times are usually a bit shorter than indicated, if Disney writes 60 minutes, it may be anything between 35 and 55 minutes.

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  • Always use Price Comparisons
    You will be stunned. Price differences can be huge, not so much for flights, but for rental cars, tickets and hotels, oh boy! Here is our in-house theme park Ticket Price Comparison and our OffHotels Hotel Price Comparison. For flights use Skyscanner or the amazing Google Matrix tool (the latter doesn't list budget airlines, though), for rental cars use this link (unfortunately in German, but hires come with unbeatable full insurance! Use Chrome browser to translate).

  • Use Discount Codes!
    Once you've found the lowest published price for your hotel, take another 5-20% off the final price at various major travel sites like Ebookers, Expedia,, Orbitz etc. You will then beat all the 'lowest price guarantees' proclaimed by so many travel sites. On our (at the top) you can find a list of active hotel discount codes.

  • Book Secret Hotels
    Agoda and have it: you can book undisclosed hotels of which you only know the star rating and the approximate location. Sometimes you can guess the hotel, and the discounts can be even steeper than price comparisons and discount codes together. Not always, but sometimes! Example: St Regis Saadiyat Abu Dhabi for $130 instead of $280 (!)

  • Sort hotels by guest rating on Tripadvisor or OffHotels
    It really works. You will stay in better places for better prices. And you won't encounter any utterly rude or suicidal looking receptionists. All the well-rated hotels I stayed at offered in fact superior value and hospitality, be it hostel or luxury resort.

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Top Travel Sites
  • OffHotels
    Combine hotel price comparison with discount codes, and you get rates that shock even the receptionist!
  • Agoda
    Great site, sometimes I get the lowest rates here. Downside: you always have to bring a printed voucher!
    Great option for booking now and paying later, at the hotel on arrival. Downside: it'll be in the local currency!
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    One of my absolute favorites, love the ease of booking. Downside: not always the cheapest.
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Airlines - the good, the bad, and the ugly

Fun fair in Pyongyang, North Korea

I really experienced many of them, so feel obliged to add this section, too. The good news is: after a while you get immune to any kind of turbulence. Lightning strikes - interesting! 'Cabin Crew please be seated' - adventurous! Plane tossing around wildly, passengers screaming - fascinating! But there are still operators and planes that remain scary and I wouldn't fly them again. Here is my list (I included only those I can clearly recall):

Just Alright

  • AirAsia
  • Airlink
  • Air Astana
  • Air Berlin
  • Air Canada
  • Air India
  • Air Malta
  • Air Niugini
  • Air Timor (=SilkAir)
  • Aurora
  • Azerbaijan Airlines
  • Azores Airlines
  • Bangkok Airways
  • Belavia
  • BMI
  • British Airways
  • Brussels Airlines
  • Cathay Pacific
  • Copa Airlines
  • Delta
  • Dragonair
  • EgyptAir
  • Ethiopian Airlines
  • Eva Airways
  • Fiji Airways
  • Firefly
  • flydubai
  • GermanWings
  • Gulf Air
  • Hong Kong Airways
  • Hong Kong Express
  • Hunnu Air
  • Iceland Express
  • Jetstar
  • Korean Air
  • Koryo Air
  • LAN (on short-haul flights)
  • LIAT
  • Malawian Airlines
  • Monarch
  • Norwegian
  • Oman Air
  • Rossiya Airlines
  • Royal Brunei
  • SAS
  • Saudia
  • Shanghai Airlines
  • SilkAir
  • Singapore Airlines
  • Spring Airlines
  • Sri Lankan
  • Sriwijaya Air
  • Solomon Airlines
  • Somon Air
  • Surinam Airways
  • TAM Airlines
  • Thai Airways
  • Thai Smile Airways
  • Tigerair
  • Thomson Airlines
  • Transaero
  • Turkish Airlines
  • United Airlines
  • UTair
  • Vietjet Air
  • Virgin Atlantic
  • Virgin Australia
  • Winair

Oh no, never again!

  • Air China (Mainland Chinese carriers are no fun to fly)
  • Aer Lingus (better than Ryanair, but this means just better than the worst)
  • Air Moldova (crew attitude and Chisinau runway won't be missed)
  • Alitalia (stunningly bad service, Europe's national airline to avoid)
  • Arik Air (late, rude, filthy – it's operated so badly, it's almost funny)
  • American Airlines (first world airline, third world food, service, attitude)
  • Bahamas Air (old and unpleasant)
  • Berjaya Air (decades-old airplanes with less air circulation than you desire)
  • Biman Bangladesh (why maintain the plane interior if it still flies?)
  • Cambodia Angkok Air (selling their economy class tickets with only 7kg incl.)
  • Caribbean Airlines (I have experienced newer planes that took off gentler)
  • Cebu Pacific (low cost, and the planes grow old very fast here)
  • China Eastern (see Air China)
  • China Southern (see Air China)
  • Insel Air (That old McDonnell plane.)
  • Island Transvoyager (terrible plane that makes for a really scary ride)
  • Juneyao Airlines (being on time, what's that? Do we need this?)
  • LAM Mozambique (airport staff in Mozambique to me: 'don't fly them')
  • Meridiana / Air Italy (at least they were empty)
  • Montenegro Airlines (even North Korea's national carrier has newer planes)
  • Nordwind (where inflight entertainment/magazine is replaced by a vomit bag)
  • Royal Air Maroc (doesn't take responsibility for its own mistakes. Avoid it!)
  • Ryanair (utterly disgusting to the core, everything! The planet's worst)
  • Tigerair Mandala (will not hesitate to take off right into a thunderstorm cloud)
  • Tunis Air (old planes, unkempt interior, and a bit smelly)
  • S7 (pay-extra-even-for-sitting-together-rip-me-off carrier. Fly Aeroflot instead!)
  • Senegal Airlines (will discontinue the route you're booked on & not tell you)
  • UIA (old airplanes that still fly)
  • US Airways (see American Airlines)
  • Uzbekistan Airways (plane and crew ok, but Tashkent airport is horrible)
  • Vladivostok Air (sorry, but no!)
  • Wizz Air ('premium' seats that don't recline on night flights, hooray!)
  • Zest Air (say goodbye to your appointments, and to your legs!)
Ferrari World Abu Dhabi, UAE

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